I’m back in Shit Falls, Idaho. Anyway, I checked my mail and my acceptance letter came for San Diego. Woo! I start counseling this week. WOO!!! And payday, finally. Bills paid, rent paid through the rest of the year, and I still have $15,000 left. Looks like I’ll get to travel some more for the next three weeks. YEAH!! I’M SO EXCITED!!!
My answer: the-walking-disaster1234
Up on you. But I have 53 clients with issues that actually appreciate me. So I'm going to focus on them, rather than someone who just wants my attention for their own selfish reasons.. good day.
I’m pretty sure I don’t want the attention of the person who plays the victim card every chance they get. Yeah, I left to Texas. You’re the one who gave me the second-ish chance. Not my problem. Get over it. We never got back together. Okay? You were never only mine in the first place. Anyway, I just wanted to talk to you as a friend. What’s my crime? They appreciate you because you legally and politically can’t treat them like dirt. Try and make me look like an ass all you want, but I’m sure I have a justifiable stance on this entire relationaship. Speaking of relationships, don’t lecture me. Aren’t you the one who constantly bitched and complained about Matt and Corey publically and still stayed with both of them through all the shit they put you through? Okay. Your points are null and void. Suck. It. Up. Please.
Four hours until we reach the coast. My anxiety is getting the best of me. People are scary drivers. My mom is pulling a trailer at 70 mph and I’m about to throw up and cry and pass out. Anyway, we’re still alive, I think.
My brother couldn’t come. He’s got a hefty warrant out for him and my uncle is a cop so he would be legally obligated to turn him into the county or he could lose his badge. I feel bad, but he put it on himself.
Anyway, this is a nice trip so far. :)
in their defense, nobody at fox news can count higher than 100.
Notes from Management [ardentleprechaun]
So I’m gonna stop after this: Paramore is a band.
Once upon a time there was a little girl
WITH GREAT FLAMING EYEBROWS
Anyway, you all should know by now that pissing people off on a daily basis is my favorite hobby and I’m very good at at. Some would even classify me as an expert.
If I brag about myself and it hurts your feelings or irritates you, you really need to rethink about some things.
I love it when people brag about themselves. They are proud of who they are and what they’ve accomplished. I can only assume that you don’t have those pleasures because you haven’t achieved either.
My answer: walrustm
Once you get this you have to say 5 nice things about yourself publicly and send it on to 10 of your favorite followers!!
1. I am a fucking genius. Numbers don’t lie and neither do incredibly fascinating IQ tests.
2. I’m better looking in the mirror.
3. I’m a great listener
4. I know I do good things for people.
5. I pick up and learn musical instruments like nobody’s business.
from zero to internet explorer how ignored do you feel
white pencil crayon.
Terms and Conditions.
Warning label on cookie dough packages.
“You must be 18 or older” webpage warnings
First piece of bread in a loaf.
Will Smith’s second son
Wait he has a second son?
this is what comes up when you google will smith’s children
IT GETS FUNNIER EVERY TIME I SEE IT
I’m so immature
*nearby lesbian laughter*
*muffled asexual snickering*
*conflicted pansexual noises*
*moderately panicked bisexual muttering*
HETEROSEXUAL SCREAMING IN ANGUISH
Laughter from anyone who realises condoms are not the only form of birth control.
Louder laughter from those that remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.
Laughter stops as people remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.
Literally everyone, regardless of orientation, mutters awkwardly and shuffles away as they remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that can happen to anyone who is sexually active, and not just heterosexual people.
*asexual snickering increases in volume*