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fandoms-are-my-one-true-love:

My friend just sent me this and I have been laughing for the last 10 minutes

carryonmywincestson:

INTELLIGENCE IS NOT MEASURED IN YOUR KNOWLEDGE OF MATH



dickpunch69:

NO WINDOWS I JUST WANT TO FORCE QUIT A PROGRAM DONT TRY TO LOOK FOR A SOLUTION ACCEPT DEATH AND FACE OBLIVION



Most days, I want to shove my fist immediately into someone’s face and stand there until they admit it was their own fault.




mixgoldenphoenix:

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

agirlnamedmomo:

what is this? I like it

It’s called LSD

That comment nearly had me spew coffee all over my keyboard.


delusioninabox:

Daily #492! Some days may even be a bit of both.



breakinglestrade:

"You used to ride me like that" :(


Anonymous Asked:
Would you consider it a turn on or a turn off if your significant other sacrificed your enemies to Satan?

My answer:

walrustm:

Omfg. That would be so hot.

(I’m totally kidding.)

Genius idea! This will be the make or break for my next relationship if it happens.


churrosforthewin:

furwolf76:

If you can’t reblog this…

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NEVER HAVE NEVER WILL

That’s a fucking low number. That’s fucking sad.




When you’re more in love with the person in your dreams than you are with the person in your reality, it’s time for a change.

I’m happy to say that I am more in love with my reality than I am with my dreams for the first time in my life.

The best part is that I finally see a positive future and I see opportunities. I see a life where I can be myself!

I have never been more in love with what I see than what I’ve had.

As much as I wish I could rush things to get to where I want to be, I want to enjoy the ride because it can only get better from here.

Today, I’ve made a very big decision. Today, I’ve decided to define myself. I’ve decided that relationships aren’t for me. After multiple tries and failed attempts, it seems clear.

Today, I’ve decided that I am most certainly not a monogamous individual and I love that about myself.

Today, I’ve decided that I no longer care about anyone else more than I care about myself because every time I have ever let that happen has always ended up in heartbreak and disaster.

Today, I’ve decided that I will not grow up, but I will also not be immature. I just want to be me.

I want to ride my long board and bike all day and night if I want to.

I want to listen to music as loud as I can for however long I desire.

I want to hang out and party with people who rock my world.

I want to work hard for what I want because I won’t get it any other way.

That’s all. That’s it. That’s what I want my life to be for now.

It will change again if it needs to.

I fucking love being single.



La la la la la.

Guess what?

I like to hang out with educated people.

And sexy people.

But they have to be sexy and educated otherwise it’s all completely invalid and a waste of my time.

But just because your sexy doesn’t mean I want to jump your bones or start anything with you.

I just think you’re a pretty good looking person. That’s it. That’s all.




phoneus:

kind of intense for a Silk commercial

However, I figure that they probably know by the way I ignore and find genius ways to avoid them.

Or they’re just stupid.

I think I’m going to go with the latter.





Just trying to fit my life in a blog





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