My friend just sent me this and I have been laughing for the last 10 minutes
INTELLIGENCE IS NOT MEASURED IN YOUR KNOWLEDGE OF MATH
NO WINDOWS I JUST WANT TO FORCE QUIT A PROGRAM DONT TRY TO LOOK FOR A SOLUTION ACCEPT DEATH AND FACE OBLIVION
Most days, I want to shove my fist immediately into someone’s face and stand there until they admit it was their own fault.
what is this? I like it
It’s called LSD
That comment nearly had me spew coffee all over my keyboard.
Daily #492! Some days may even be a bit of both.
"You used to ride me like that" :(
Would you consider it a turn on or a turn off if your significant other sacrificed your enemies to Satan?
Omfg. That would be so hot.
(I’m totally kidding.)
Genius idea! This will be the make or break for my next relationship if it happens.
If you can’t reblog this…
NEVER HAVE NEVER WILL
That’s a fucking low number. That’s fucking sad.
When you’re more in love with the person in your dreams than you are with the person in your reality, it’s time for a change.
I’m happy to say that I am more in love with my reality than I am with my dreams for the first time in my life.
The best part is that I finally see a positive future and I see opportunities. I see a life where I can be myself!
I have never been more in love with what I see than what I’ve had.
As much as I wish I could rush things to get to where I want to be, I want to enjoy the ride because it can only get better from here.
Today, I’ve made a very big decision. Today, I’ve decided to define myself. I’ve decided that relationships aren’t for me. After multiple tries and failed attempts, it seems clear.
Today, I’ve decided that I am most certainly not a monogamous individual and I love that about myself.
Today, I’ve decided that I no longer care about anyone else more than I care about myself because every time I have ever let that happen has always ended up in heartbreak and disaster.
Today, I’ve decided that I will not grow up, but I will also not be immature. I just want to be me.
I want to ride my long board and bike all day and night if I want to.
I want to listen to music as loud as I can for however long I desire.
I want to hang out and party with people who rock my world.
I want to work hard for what I want because I won’t get it any other way.
That’s all. That’s it. That’s what I want my life to be for now.
It will change again if it needs to.
I fucking love being single.
La la la la la.
I like to hang out with educated people.
And sexy people.
But they have to be sexy and educated otherwise it’s all completely invalid and a waste of my time.
But just because your sexy doesn’t mean I want to jump your bones or start anything with you.
I just think you’re a pretty good looking person. That’s it. That’s all.
kind of intense for a Silk commercial
However, I figure that they probably know by the way I ignore and find genius ways to avoid them.
Or they’re just stupid.
I think I’m going to go with the latter.